What REALLY Happened Last Night
Notwithstanding some misguided bloggers who shall remain nameless, there was a lot going on last night that was “behind the scenes.”
According to renown Climate Scientologist, Algore, the problem was the altitude in Colorado.
You can’t make this stuff up, people.
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That is…mind-numbingly stupid. Algore must have been in a studio at 20,000 feet to come up with something that inane.
Thanks for the heads-up on what REALLY happened, Jackie.
[1] Posted by David Fischler on 10-4-2012 at 10:49 AM · [top]
Al really wasn’t given the full chance to explain. The problem of thin atmosphere has been exacerbated by Global Warming, since the increased temperature causes the oxygen molecules to spread apart and be more difficult to breath.
[2] Posted by Jim the Puritan on 10-4-2012 at 01:26 PM · [top]
I am sure that someone will correct me if I am wrong, but aren’t commercial airplanes only pressurized to 8,000 feet? If that is true, then being at 5,000 feet offers pressure closer to sea level, and is therefore less taxing.
Not that I believe any of “I invented the Internet” Gore’s malarky.
[3] Posted by sophy0075 on 10-5-2012 at 03:21 PM · [top]
I suspect he has been much higher than that.
[4] Posted by Fr. Dale on 10-5-2012 at 09:43 PM · [top]
To paraphrase Hank Hill, just when you think Al Gore has just said the stupidest thing ever, he just keeps talkin’.
[5] Posted by Jeffersonian on 10-6-2012 at 09:43 AM · [top]
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